Got the wrong part for my truck *tear* where the fuck is my board man…

❝ Be ambitious. ❞
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❝ Im striving for a higher tax bracket before my high-school reunion ❞
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My girl got me started watchin the show “Dance moms” like a hoe, them bitches wild!

  • Prosecutor: Do you wear glasses?
  • Jodi Arias: I dont know..
  • Judge: [Rephrase!]
  • Prosecutor: Is it true that you're wearing glasses?
  • Jodi Arias: Ummmm...depends on what you mean by glasses